And if the dynamics of Web 2.0 are applied to real life? From the creators of wishood.com a brilliant parody that answers your question.
Look at this brilliant parody made by the creators of Wishood.com on web2.0.
I find it fantastic, we simply guesses at all.
If you know some English should not be a problem following it. Stay tuned!
Friday, December 28, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
What To Write In Community Services?
The worst Christmas gift ever ... I hope no one finds it under the tree!
I wish you a Merry Christmas to all readers / viewers IoTubo!
I do not know how many people will read this post because today is Christmas and everyone is busy discarding their gifts. But believe me, it's worth taking a look at what this guy has received for Christmas: D
I wish you a Merry Christmas to all readers / viewers IoTubo!
I do not know how many people will read this post because today is Christmas and everyone is busy discarding their gifts. But believe me, it's worth taking a look at what this guy has received for Christmas: D
Friday, December 21, 2007
How To Congratulate A Friend On Being Pregnant
A site where you can stream a lot of anime (including Death Note, Naruto and Bleach) subtitled in Italian.
By chance I ended up in AnimeDB , provided a forum where you can be registered to get links to many episodes of anime are all completely in Japanese but subtitled in Italian. Definitely a godsend for those who until now had to be downloading that Emule with a rate of one episode per week!
order to realize the vast amount of work done by the forum administrators just look at the full list anime, really impressive
Among the most interesting ones are Naruto, Dragon Ball, Bleach, and of course my favorite, Death Note.
The video quality is not very high, on the other hand it allows to enjoy them in streaming without having to wait for long load times (for some anime is also a HD version).
I wish you good vision and end it in this post with a bet the anime Devil May Cry, is drawn from the game for Playstation 2.
By chance I ended up in AnimeDB , provided a forum where you can be registered to get links to many episodes of anime are all completely in Japanese but subtitled in Italian. Definitely a godsend for those who until now had to be downloading that Emule with a rate of one episode per week!
order to realize the vast amount of work done by the forum administrators just look at the full list anime, really impressive
Among the most interesting ones are Naruto, Dragon Ball, Bleach, and of course my favorite, Death Note.
The video quality is not very high, on the other hand it allows to enjoy them in streaming without having to wait for long load times (for some anime is also a HD version).
I wish you good vision and end it in this post with a bet the anime Devil May Cry, is drawn from the game for Playstation 2.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Generator Mount&blade Pc Game
Homer Simpson in front of the camera for 35 years here is the result.
One of the most extravagant fashion is to take several photos over the years and then merge them into a video. Even Homer Simpson did not want to be outdone, so let's enjoy the video he made after so many have passed a prendere F e bere birra:
One of the most extravagant fashion is to take several photos over the years and then merge them into a video. Even Homer Simpson did not want to be outdone, so let's enjoy the video he made after so many have passed a prendere F e bere birra:
Sunday, December 16, 2007
New Hope Pennsylvania
Be a Super Sayan in GTA.
Giocate 6 ore al giorno a GTA online? Non avete perso nemmeno una puntata dell'anime Dragon Ball? Se avete risposto si a entrambe le domande ho quì la mod di GTA perfetta per voi.
La Dragon Ball Mod permette di impersonare il Super Sayan Vegeta e di distruggere tutto ciò che intralcia la propria strada.
Ad esempio potrete provocare esplosioni, trasformarvi e ovviamente volare :D
La mod la potete scaricare da qui , se invece volete gustarvi un'anteprima ecco un video da Youtube:
Giocate 6 ore al giorno a GTA online? Non avete perso nemmeno una puntata dell'anime Dragon Ball? Se avete risposto si a entrambe le domande ho quì la mod di GTA perfetta per voi.
La Dragon Ball Mod permette di impersonare il Super Sayan Vegeta e di distruggere tutto ciò che intralcia la propria strada.
Ad esempio potrete provocare esplosioni, trasformarvi e ovviamente volare :D
La mod la potete scaricare da qui , se invece volete gustarvi un'anteprima ecco un video da Youtube:
Monday, December 10, 2007
How Is Ph Maintained In The Small Intestine
Decapitation landing.
The video is not very clear, but maybe it's better that way. In the following video, a man tries to land with a parachute. No problem if it were not for the fact that during the landing loses his head (by a little care you can see the head rolling). Needless to say, the vision, however blurred, it is recommended for adult audiences.
The video is not very clear, but maybe it's better that way. In the following video, a man tries to land with a parachute. No problem if it were not for the fact that during the landing loses his head (by a little care you can see the head rolling). Needless to say, the vision, however blurred, it is recommended for adult audiences.
Friday, December 7, 2007
Drajver Za Web Cam Manhattan 460668
For those who eagerly await him here is the new trailer for GTA4!
Meet the new trailer for GTA4. As you can see with your eyes, the graphics are greatly improved and now really appear to play as the outlaw of the moment. The elements are all present GTA: guns, motorcycles, cars, apache ... On the other hand the video non traspare nessuna novità rilevante sul gameplay.
Cosa aspettano a mostrarci il gioco vero e proprio?:D
Meet the new trailer for GTA4. As you can see with your eyes, the graphics are greatly improved and now really appear to play as the outlaw of the moment. The elements are all present GTA: guns, motorcycles, cars, apache ... On the other hand the video non traspare nessuna novità rilevante sul gameplay.
Cosa aspettano a mostrarci il gioco vero e proprio?:D
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Straps John Lennon Used
One of the best songs of Stratovarius: Hunting Hight and Low
Per chi si sta chiedendo chi sono gli Stratovarius ( immagino che a conoscerli siano in pochi ), sono un gruppo finlandese nato nel 1984 il cui genere è il power metal melodico. Sono venuto a conoscenza dell'esistenza del gruppo solo recentemente grazie ad un amico che mi ha fatto ascoltare il brano "Hunting Hight and Low"; ditemi se la canzone è di vostro gradimento ;D
Per chi si sta chiedendo chi sono gli Stratovarius ( immagino che a conoscerli siano in pochi ), sono un gruppo finlandese nato nel 1984 il cui genere è il power metal melodico. Sono venuto a conoscenza dell'esistenza del gruppo solo recentemente grazie ad un amico che mi ha fatto ascoltare il brano "Hunting Hight and Low"; ditemi se la canzone è di vostro gradimento ;D
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Male Pattern Baldness
The Teletubbies slaughtered by Darth Maul in Star Wars. An alarm
A chi ha sempre odiato i Teletubbies recommend this video: your dream will come true to see them destroyed!
Please do not watch the video to any child, do not even want to think about the possible effects ...
A chi ha sempre odiato i Teletubbies recommend this video: your dream will come true to see them destroyed!
Please do not watch the video to any child, do not even want to think about the possible effects ...
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Implantation Fluttering
absolutely shameful to try!
Look at this Japanese ringtone chose. As shown in the video that can give a lot of problems in public, especially in enclosed spaces like an elevator. Thank goodness it's just an advertisement!
Look at this Japanese ringtone chose. As shown in the video that can give a lot of problems in public, especially in enclosed spaces like an elevator. Thank goodness it's just an advertisement!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Whats The Best Rom Reader For Ds
American Hummer H3 SUV Advertising: It's a monster
see that advertising has been invented in the house to advertise the Hummer H3. The combination seems to me rather guessed: D
see that advertising has been invented in the house to advertise the Hummer H3. The combination seems to me rather guessed: D
Monday, November 26, 2007
Hide Your Mood And Status
The new music video that is raging on YouTube and MTV: Girl Myspace.
Ok, not really my favorite kind of music, however I think this song is the God of Love deserves to be reported: Web 2.0 is too:)
Ok, not really my favorite kind of music, however I think this song is the God of Love deserves to be reported: Web 2.0 is too:)
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Gruha Pravesha Invitation
strong images: child with a serious disease of the skull.
This child comes from 'Uganda has a serious and rare disease of the skull. At first I thought it was a joke, then when I saw that this was a Discovery Channel documentary, well ... Can you imagine the reaction. I very much hope that the doctor that you see in the video somehow manages to help the child.
This child comes from 'Uganda has a serious and rare disease of the skull. At first I thought it was a joke, then when I saw that this was a Discovery Channel documentary, well ... Can you imagine the reaction. I very much hope that the doctor that you see in the video somehow manages to help the child.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Printable Cocktail Book
The Highlander video game.
Highlander is one of the most exciting that serial 've ever seen on TV. Treats of the 'eternal struggle between immortals, who can be killed just lopping off the head and whose sole aim is to decapitate all the others. One who will lead humanity to a new level of wisdom.
For those who have seen at least a few episodes, please watch this video parody in which two children imagine they find themselves in the game of Highlander (which unfortunately has never existed ...).
Highlander is one of the most exciting that serial 've ever seen on TV. Treats of the 'eternal struggle between immortals, who can be killed just lopping off the head and whose sole aim is to decapitate all the others. One who will lead humanity to a new level of wisdom.
For those who have seen at least a few episodes, please watch this video parody in which two children imagine they find themselves in the game of Highlander (which unfortunately has never existed ...).
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Ontario License Letters Used
Die Hard: parody of Reservoir Dogs with Pif.
The film Die Hard with Bruce Willis is sicuramnente to see. Even better, however, is this parody of Reservoir Dogs with Pif:
only one consideration: lol
The film Die Hard with Bruce Willis is sicuramnente to see. Even better, however, is this parody of Reservoir Dogs with Pif:
only one consideration: lol
Friday, November 9, 2007
How To Fix Snowmobile Cord
The best parody of Dragon Ball
Almost by accident I ran into a parody of Dragon Ball from the name that says it all: " Frociu and Frocieta . Three episodes are really hilarious for those who have followed the anime, here we propose that all three episodes. Congratulations to the authors!
If you want to see more videos like this visit the blog http://www.dragonballitalia.blogspot . com
Almost by accident I ran into a parody of Dragon Ball from the name that says it all: " Frociu and Frocieta . Three episodes are really hilarious for those who have followed the anime, here we propose that all three episodes. Congratulations to the authors!
If you want to see more videos like this visit the blog http://www.dragonballitalia.blogspot . com
Sunday, November 4, 2007
How To Fix A Snowmobile Cord
Time travel is possible! The most absurd
Other than John Titor, this man is really able to travel through time and shows it with this great video that shows him on a journey of space and time:
Other than John Titor, this man is really able to travel through time and shows it with this great video that shows him on a journey of space and time:
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Masterbaet To Grols On Vidos
5 goals in the history
Here are most extraordinary goal ever scored in football history:
Here are most extraordinary goal ever scored in football history:
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Preparation H And Saran Wrap
This is Spartaaaa! The new smash hit from the film 300.
If you saw the movie 300, or even if you have not seen since this video is really funny, please watch this remix of the battle hymn "This is SPARTAAAA!" given by King Leonidas of Sparta.
Per chi si fosse perso il film può guardarsi la scena in questione:
Tale scena ha influenzato persino il film "Happy feet":
If you saw the movie 300, or even if you have not seen since this video is really funny, please watch this remix of the battle hymn "This is SPARTAAAA!" given by King Leonidas of Sparta.
Per chi si fosse perso il film può guardarsi la scena in questione:
Tale scena ha influenzato persino il film "Happy feet":
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Bournemouth Beach Gay Cruising
The man does not age
agree with him was a must.
I think the first spring is the need to avoid the unpleasantness of seeing him upset. It was a matter of direction of gaze. It was unpleasant to see his sidelong glances. Huge in size, imperious gesture, that was my doctor friend.
I sat at the table with him.
ordered to drink a large glass and china in a jug of punch.
- A pitcher, Lapo?
- Sure, it's all thirst!
I looked at him, had not changed. He was always equal to itself, probably somewhere, a picture growing old in his place. The
His first sentence was addressed to ex-girlfriend. He was recently released from a story in which he said of being the father of a girl who could never imagine his wife.
- Want to know if the girl is the right one? Imagine if your son with his arms, if disconcerting picture emerges, then that is not your woman.
In saying this he continued to turn away. Meanwhile, the real reason I wanted to sit at his table kept slipping into perspective, as if listening to his strange theories about the pair constitute the price for certain information.
I knew a long time to use that stuff. Lately he had refined the technique.
There was a pause, then continued the argument with new energy and a spark of madness in the right eye, while the left seemed empty
- Speaking of my last ex, I can say that I had to be her father. Becoming a father even if his son would have seemed to be in a sort of incestuous intertwining, you know, an unfortunate game of Chinese boxes.
With snarling dog discovered all the beautiful white teeth: -... mother's father, grandfather of early child ...
So what I feared, he raised his voice to be incredibly baritone - incest fuck ... or at least something snaturatooo! In local
there was a bustle of cups, the bartender leaned over the counter, all customers had turned to our table, but was a moment, then pulled herself together Lapo:
- Plaintiffs had nightmares in which my metaphorical representation of the risk to which I face every day was a gigantic doll matrioshka, where I was locked up, wrapped in yellowing bandages, a victim of the diligent work of a taxidermist pierced by huge spikes or worse, like a virgin of Nuremberg.
Then he attacked his ex all collectively. The tirade took tones of scorn. Suggested to send an 'e-mail that should have accumulated like this:
"Dear all my ex, how are you?
're getting old? Is natural.
Take note: age and' the fate of women.
L ' man does not age;
graying, which is different.
The man does not lose prestige.
fact. It usually
s'arrichisce well.
The woman grows old.
ages and all.
Even more, the woman grows older and spends, because each new gray hair called an attack on the bank account to make up in beauty salons.
Felice senility,
Yours faithfully Ex
- What do you think? I have it in my head for hours, just arrived in the office writing and mail it. I think I still have all their addresses.
finished his china . Then, without letting the word for a moment, one glass after another, also ran out the contents of the jug. He stood with shining eyes, seemed to be exploded shortly thereafter, adjusted his tie knot and walked to the counter. To this day I could not do my request. He paid the bartender
an unlikely figure. The bartender shoved in the portfolios of our bouquet of yellow notes, pointing out that it was an amount he would earn in a month filled room, was it a bribe, and if so, for what? Lapo would not hear, the nest egg back on the table by adding a few more colorful note: - Today is St. Emidio Bishop, shut up and cash in ...
The bartender began to grow impatient, I tried to dissuade my friend, but there was nothing he could do to give up, emptied literally portfolios in cash, picking up after leaked documents and credit cards. Then he tugged at his jacket and we were on the street, the bartender chased us for a while, cursing. I think I had left him pretty much a figure equivalent to three months of an average employee.
- The man never loses prestige, Dan, remember! and generally s'arrichisce well.
Then he fainted, fell and tripped on a root weight on paved surfaces, it was like watching the collapse of the colossus of Rhodes.
11/01/2004
agree with him was a must.
I think the first spring is the need to avoid the unpleasantness of seeing him upset. It was a matter of direction of gaze. It was unpleasant to see his sidelong glances. Huge in size, imperious gesture, that was my doctor friend.
I sat at the table with him.
ordered to drink a large glass and china in a jug of punch.
- A pitcher, Lapo?
- Sure, it's all thirst!
I looked at him, had not changed. He was always equal to itself, probably somewhere, a picture growing old in his place. The
His first sentence was addressed to ex-girlfriend. He was recently released from a story in which he said of being the father of a girl who could never imagine his wife.
- Want to know if the girl is the right one? Imagine if your son with his arms, if disconcerting picture emerges, then that is not your woman.
In saying this he continued to turn away. Meanwhile, the real reason I wanted to sit at his table kept slipping into perspective, as if listening to his strange theories about the pair constitute the price for certain information.
I knew a long time to use that stuff. Lately he had refined the technique.
There was a pause, then continued the argument with new energy and a spark of madness in the right eye, while the left seemed empty
- Speaking of my last ex, I can say that I had to be her father. Becoming a father even if his son would have seemed to be in a sort of incestuous intertwining, you know, an unfortunate game of Chinese boxes.
With snarling dog discovered all the beautiful white teeth: -... mother's father, grandfather of early child ...
So what I feared, he raised his voice to be incredibly baritone - incest fuck ... or at least something snaturatooo! In local
there was a bustle of cups, the bartender leaned over the counter, all customers had turned to our table, but was a moment, then pulled herself together Lapo:
- Plaintiffs had nightmares in which my metaphorical representation of the risk to which I face every day was a gigantic doll matrioshka, where I was locked up, wrapped in yellowing bandages, a victim of the diligent work of a taxidermist pierced by huge spikes or worse, like a virgin of Nuremberg.
Then he attacked his ex all collectively. The tirade took tones of scorn. Suggested to send an 'e-mail that should have accumulated like this:
"Dear all my ex, how are you?
're getting old? Is natural.
Take note: age and' the fate of women.
L ' man does not age;
graying, which is different.
The man does not lose prestige.
fact. It usually
s'arrichisce well.
The woman grows old.
ages and all.
Even more, the woman grows older and spends, because each new gray hair called an attack on the bank account to make up in beauty salons.
Felice senility,
Yours faithfully Ex
- What do you think? I have it in my head for hours, just arrived in the office writing and mail it. I think I still have all their addresses.
finished his china . Then, without letting the word for a moment, one glass after another, also ran out the contents of the jug. He stood with shining eyes, seemed to be exploded shortly thereafter, adjusted his tie knot and walked to the counter. To this day I could not do my request. He paid the bartender
an unlikely figure. The bartender shoved in the portfolios of our bouquet of yellow notes, pointing out that it was an amount he would earn in a month filled room, was it a bribe, and if so, for what? Lapo would not hear, the nest egg back on the table by adding a few more colorful note: - Today is St. Emidio Bishop, shut up and cash in ...
The bartender began to grow impatient, I tried to dissuade my friend, but there was nothing he could do to give up, emptied literally portfolios in cash, picking up after leaked documents and credit cards. Then he tugged at his jacket and we were on the street, the bartender chased us for a while, cursing. I think I had left him pretty much a figure equivalent to three months of an average employee.
- The man never loses prestige, Dan, remember! and generally s'arrichisce well.
Then he fainted, fell and tripped on a root weight on paved surfaces, it was like watching the collapse of the colossus of Rhodes.
11/01/2004
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Can I See My Unused Conacts
Vernissage
Those two were the emblem of love. Young and beautiful. Then one took away the opportunity to work in a country Equatorial and suddenly agreed to go down there together. I saw them leave with three suitcases. I had dinner with them the night before the takeoff. Did not stop a moment to exchange glances of deer. That was love.
I thanked god or a possible substitute for having had the opportunity to see the look of Cupid, which I knew the rest of Cupid.
that when I reached a feeeling great with my new girlfriend got also the beginning of the conflict. Luna has made a mistake when he found reason for my fascination unpredictability. In recognizing this
accentuai again, if possible, and this feature eccedetti that time I bothered to carry out a framework Unfinished her. I had a small dose sensitivity to understand how this was offensive to an artist ..
One day I met the art critic said most of the environment visited by the Moon. In the throes of some suspects and narrow in the emotional vise in which she held me then, is not permissible criticism that the son had moved about an experiment that my illustrious companion painting allowed me to expose part of its staff.
- Down the legs from my work!
Intimae's, as I pointed out a detail.
The guy turned to me in all its imposing figure to guide the eye more shocked that he could set.
- That's right, I did not ask that you have to express an opinion on what I paint.
- ...
- because you're an art critic and go good for the players ... but I ...
and I ravviai
a lock of hair - well ... 'I ... I'm something else.
And I wanted to go further:
- Now, given the silence that is created in this feast of cock, you'll all be there thinking "uh-oh, the companion of the painter is quite drunk or worse ...". No my dear, do not work that way .. no-no-no.
Frost.
- I repeat: no. So do not go, no-no; The companion of the painter "is not for nothing ... sb-ron-zo! ok? rather let ...
shut up, as if I seen a ghost, then I did and I fiondai wearing red to a bystander: - hey you! ruddy hands down by my girlfriend!
Dude, chosen at random from among the admirers of the Moon, seemed conscious of a joke in some measure, to set an expression Bogart (excellent mimicry among other things, it occurred to me that I could have caught an actor in the bunch) the face of old Hollywood's most successful, then a wink: - I have not seen Nioi to give ... your wife? mh?
was to spray in my face the last sip of Havana, swallowed, kept the game: - I argue yes. Now you tell me?
jaw tight to Jack Palance: - that we should perhaps ask her if is true or not ...
and looked vaguely amused the others who were enjoying the skit
- Sure! But if this was necessary! strength now, of yours!
look askance, tick the Humphrey (lip and cigarette): - Well I say ...
around people seemed to start having fun a lot, the guy getting comfortable with the situation
-... I say ... Lord, I say it's necessary! (Now the new Hollywood, say deniro in "The Untouchables")
So predictably interrupted her:
- Dan, we want to end this charade?
- A moment dear, I think my friend here has something to ask you ...
Now the piece of his master: - I think rather than for her to want you to ask something, is not true Luny?
laughter, risatissime!
- but I say you are a fool of everyone tonight?
Then change the game, new improvisation: - No, no, a moment dear, let's be clear here and now that I am perfectly lucid and I are absolutely right to ask our friend about what I should inform me about you and he ... So?
something in my tone had instilled the impression that you were not kidding at all more, the laughter fade, the friend he suffered greatly, the faded look, Stanislavski left him:
- hehe ... I have to answer me?
- should I respond?
- ehehm ...
not laugh more no.
Inside I did not laugh even more, not at that point.
Everything had suddenly cooled, the critic who had recently threatened now seemed determined to close the account: - Gentlemen do not think it is neither the place nor the place, that is ... I mean ... look at Mr Dweyer Mrs. Moon do not you think ...
- Sure ... Dan .. please ... we end this thing here ...
but now no longer had the strength to face - Please Dan ..
I had drunk enough to decide that the logic was an insult to the intelligence and knowledge to proceed to the improvisations.
- No, there is a question a moment ... standing ...
- Daniel ... please ...
- No wait, just because un panzone vestito come nell’ottocento che dice di saperne di quadri si permette di interrompere una questione tra me e te e quest’altro...
- Lasciamo stare Dan... ora calmati...vuoi?...
Mossi un passo verso Luna, sembrava procedessi con le stampelle.
L’enorme critico ritenne di farsi barriera per la mia compagna
- Luna... Luna dì a Shriek qui che desidero parlare serenamente con te!
- Signor Dweyer lei non é abbastanza sereno stasera...
quindi partì il primo cazzotto, dritto alla mascella del gigante, qualcosa volò in mezzo alle tartine.
Mi venne addosso un muro di giacche, io scalciavo, ma persi velocemente il controllo degli arti, mi sparì di sotto il pavimento, smarrii mental course in each formulation, everything around me is a bustle of suits, I looked like a cluttered closet in the theater, blazer, pinstriped, I saw even a tuxedo, stench of mothballs, scotch, sweat, and then a sudden change of perspective and the impact disruptive of the cold marble temple. Before closing his eyes made out clearly Luna on his knees, looked at me, but seemed to assess the damage caused to one China. Then he seemed to want me to caress, I almost changed his mind about him, but thumb and index finger, minutes and nails, fell away from my cheekbone clutching a gold piece. The last thought she went to a debt with the bank and my dentist.
10/30/2004
Those two were the emblem of love. Young and beautiful. Then one took away the opportunity to work in a country Equatorial and suddenly agreed to go down there together. I saw them leave with three suitcases. I had dinner with them the night before the takeoff. Did not stop a moment to exchange glances of deer. That was love.
I thanked god or a possible substitute for having had the opportunity to see the look of Cupid, which I knew the rest of Cupid.
that when I reached a feeeling great with my new girlfriend got also the beginning of the conflict. Luna has made a mistake when he found reason for my fascination unpredictability. In recognizing this
accentuai again, if possible, and this feature eccedetti that time I bothered to carry out a framework Unfinished her. I had a small dose sensitivity to understand how this was offensive to an artist ..
One day I met the art critic said most of the environment visited by the Moon. In the throes of some suspects and narrow in the emotional vise in which she held me then, is not permissible criticism that the son had moved about an experiment that my illustrious companion painting allowed me to expose part of its staff.
- Down the legs from my work!
Intimae's, as I pointed out a detail.
The guy turned to me in all its imposing figure to guide the eye more shocked that he could set.
- That's right, I did not ask that you have to express an opinion on what I paint.
- ...
- because you're an art critic and go good for the players ... but I ...
and I ravviai
a lock of hair - well ... 'I ... I'm something else.
And I wanted to go further:
- Now, given the silence that is created in this feast of cock, you'll all be there thinking "uh-oh, the companion of the painter is quite drunk or worse ...". No my dear, do not work that way .. no-no-no.
Frost.
- I repeat: no. So do not go, no-no; The companion of the painter "is not for nothing ... sb-ron-zo! ok? rather let ...
shut up, as if I seen a ghost, then I did and I fiondai wearing red to a bystander: - hey you! ruddy hands down by my girlfriend!
Dude, chosen at random from among the admirers of the Moon, seemed conscious of a joke in some measure, to set an expression Bogart (excellent mimicry among other things, it occurred to me that I could have caught an actor in the bunch) the face of old Hollywood's most successful, then a wink: - I have not seen Nioi to give ... your wife? mh?
was to spray in my face the last sip of Havana, swallowed, kept the game: - I argue yes. Now you tell me?
jaw tight to Jack Palance: - that we should perhaps ask her if is true or not ...
and looked vaguely amused the others who were enjoying the skit
- Sure! But if this was necessary! strength now, of yours!
look askance, tick the Humphrey (lip and cigarette): - Well I say ...
around people seemed to start having fun a lot, the guy getting comfortable with the situation
-... I say ... Lord, I say it's necessary! (Now the new Hollywood, say deniro in "The Untouchables")
So predictably interrupted her:
- Dan, we want to end this charade?
- A moment dear, I think my friend here has something to ask you ...
Now the piece of his master: - I think rather than for her to want you to ask something, is not true Luny?
laughter, risatissime!
- but I say you are a fool of everyone tonight?
Then change the game, new improvisation: - No, no, a moment dear, let's be clear here and now that I am perfectly lucid and I are absolutely right to ask our friend about what I should inform me about you and he ... So?
something in my tone had instilled the impression that you were not kidding at all more, the laughter fade, the friend he suffered greatly, the faded look, Stanislavski left him:
- hehe ... I have to answer me?
- should I respond?
- ehehm ...
not laugh more no.
Inside I did not laugh even more, not at that point.
Everything had suddenly cooled, the critic who had recently threatened now seemed determined to close the account: - Gentlemen do not think it is neither the place nor the place, that is ... I mean ... look at Mr Dweyer Mrs. Moon do not you think ...
- Sure ... Dan .. please ... we end this thing here ...
but now no longer had the strength to face - Please Dan ..
I had drunk enough to decide that the logic was an insult to the intelligence and knowledge to proceed to the improvisations.
- No, there is a question a moment ... standing ...
- Daniel ... please ...
- No wait, just because un panzone vestito come nell’ottocento che dice di saperne di quadri si permette di interrompere una questione tra me e te e quest’altro...
- Lasciamo stare Dan... ora calmati...vuoi?...
Mossi un passo verso Luna, sembrava procedessi con le stampelle.
L’enorme critico ritenne di farsi barriera per la mia compagna
- Luna... Luna dì a Shriek qui che desidero parlare serenamente con te!
- Signor Dweyer lei non é abbastanza sereno stasera...
quindi partì il primo cazzotto, dritto alla mascella del gigante, qualcosa volò in mezzo alle tartine.
Mi venne addosso un muro di giacche, io scalciavo, ma persi velocemente il controllo degli arti, mi sparì di sotto il pavimento, smarrii mental course in each formulation, everything around me is a bustle of suits, I looked like a cluttered closet in the theater, blazer, pinstriped, I saw even a tuxedo, stench of mothballs, scotch, sweat, and then a sudden change of perspective and the impact disruptive of the cold marble temple. Before closing his eyes made out clearly Luna on his knees, looked at me, but seemed to assess the damage caused to one China. Then he seemed to want me to caress, I almost changed his mind about him, but thumb and index finger, minutes and nails, fell away from my cheekbone clutching a gold piece. The last thought she went to a debt with the bank and my dentist.
10/30/2004
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